Save your undying love For someone else, I will lead my own life And help myself, The Bible's out-of-date, Your manner not so great, I'd rather fornicate, Don't need God's help. My mother hates the way You don't permit Change in these changing times, Like with the lit., Why can't you jazz it up, Change the communion cup? If you don't I'll throw up Or throw a fit. Brother's in confo class, And, you know what? He doesn't know a thing And he won't, but It's your fault I surmise, You make him memorize, Like you can make him wise, You must be nuts. Daddy's an elder now And can't believe He has to tell you how The church should be, Didn't you go to school, Learn how you should be cool? You can't be such a fool Or so naive. Grandma keeps telling me About the cross, Someone should speak to her Of hearing loss, How can she understand Some divine will or plan When she can't hear you, Man? Cookies I'll toss. Yeah, my whole family Is really sick Of how you miss the point And just nit-pick, That sin and Savior talk Only makes people balk, Use legs with which you walk, Give us a kick.