Ugly behavior, That's what they call it, When I in love call their sin a sin, Living together, open communion Ugly behavior's what sin is. Unfair they call me, So square they deem me, Why can't Aunt May commune with them? Cuz she's not of our church, In fact, yes come to think, Aunt May's a Buddhist she told me Ugly behavior, I see it everywhere, On the boob tube and silver screen, There it is funny, It brings in money, But in the church it makes me scream Pastor, I have evolved I'm a new person Hmm, you don't look Like a chimp to me, Maybe a spitz does fit, Cuz you just threw a fit When I did not confirn your breed Ugly behavior, No one in Bible Class, Yet everyone seems to know the Word Where it excuses them, Never accuses them, To say they're sinners is absurd I could go on and on, I could point here and yon, All over folks are embracing sin, Except for one they call Ugly behavior, They call it "judgmentalism"