Holy, holy moley!
I love the Elks club,
People are nice there
And make good business aides,
I am psyched up fully,
All's right up above,
God's in His heaven,
Here I'm loved in spades

Holy, holy moley!
Make me a Moose, sir,
Proudly will I
Wear the uniform,
I do accept fully
All secret moves, sir,
It's just a boys' game,
I'll never inform

Holy, holy moley!
Fly like an Eagle,
That is what I say
I just want to do,
Don't tell me solely
That God is Jesus,
That is just silly,
Prideful talk, it's true

Holy, holy moley!
When I die someday,
Pastor you'd better
Bury me or else,
Cuz I'm an oldie
Pillar of the lay,
I may deny God,
But won't deprive myself.