1) Exclusive Language Causes Anger
2) Enough Lady Clergy Already
3) Empty Lutheran/Catholic Agreement
4) Explaining the Lutheran Confessions Away
5) Explicit Live-ins Considered Acceptable
6) Episcopal-Lutheran-Calvinist...Almost
7) Exceptionally Loose Canon Allowed
8) Ex-Lutherans Communing Anyone
9) Even Lesbians Can Acolyte
Of course, we can add some on our own modern LCMS problems:
LCMS...
1.) Let's Create More Services
2.) Laymen Calling Minister "Steve"
3.) The Lower Case ministry Synod
4.) Liturgy Constructed from Market Surveys
5.) The Largest Christian Mission to Suburbs
6.) Less Catechesis/More Schmulz
7.) Low Church Made Simple