Amazing brass,
the COP
Says Synod's laws are dumb,
But they can wreck Christ's Ministry
With just a downturned thumb

Amazing brass
the laity
Says Scripture isn't clear
On whether sin is sin you see
Or if perversion's queer

Amazing brass
the CGM
Says if you love your cong
You'll see the light and be like them
And call what's righteous wrong

Amazing brass
ELCA
Says we just have no love
We should the human heart obey
And not set minds above

Through all these trials,
Toils and gall
Our Lord's already come
A crown of life awaits us all
In heaven, 'tis our home

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