Piles of Poop
Pastor's Wife, has your husband been harrassed by congregation members to introduce "careless communion?"
Has your husband been set upon by a Circuit Counsellor who thought his biblical, confessional preaching, teaching and practice was "unpastoral" or "lacking in tact?"
Has a Dr. Kevorkian style Congregational Whims Protector pressured you to get your husband to resign his Divine Call?
Have we got a Seminar for you!!!
Piles of Poop
We have the lastest and greatest psychologists and therapists to assist you.
Dr. Barbie Butterworth will speak on the topic of:
"How the Christian Submissive Wife and Church Member Gets Even."
Dr. Peter Stinky, a therapist in private practice who serves the Bureauocracy on a contract basis, will speak on the vital issue:
"Having Piles of Poop Dumped on You -
And Coming out Smelling Like a Rose"
Dr. Stinky will compare various theraputic alternatives, such as:
Ten Years of Psychotherapy versus Prayer
Assertiveness Training versus Biblical Submissiveness
Self Esteem Building versus Christlike Humility
Reality Awareness versus Faith
Rights Protection versus Repentence/Forgiveness
A Special feature of the Seminar is that the nursing mothers will be housed together. Dr. Willy Nippel, author of "Levels of Womanhood," a monograph he wrote after many years of experience, will nurse the babies so the mothers won't miss a moment of this exciting Seminar.
The Seminar will be held at the Holy Day Inn, since the original site, the Boomhauer Retreat Center, became unavailable when Mr. Boomhauer became aware of the Confessional nature of the Seminar.