So, you got busted, huh? Well, you can either pay the ticket (meaning you'll have to tap your funds and end up eating cat food three times a day), or you can take defensive driving.

Does that mean you have to listen to an ex-state trooper lecture for six hours or watch films of disgusting car crashes (many of which resemble that cat food you'd be staring at if you paid the fine)?
Not if you take Grin & Take It Defensive Driving.