What should I bring to class?
Yourself, of course. Plus, be sure to bring your driver's license (which hopefully isn't a problem), a pen and your ticket or other court documents. You will need to fill out where your ticket was issued, including the county and J.P. number. Oh, and don't forget to bring $29.95 ... unless of course you bring the hidden coupon ... in which case $25 will be enough.

Will I get my certificate of completion after class?
Nope. The state no longer allows defensive driving classes to do that. You will receive a receipt proving you took the class. The actual certificate will be mailed ot your house within 21 calendar days. As long as you took the class within your 90-day time limit, the cops won't come banging at your door (unless there's something else I don't know about you, of course). You have an additional 30 days after taking the class to get the certificate to the court.

What if I don't get my certificate in 21 days? Or what if I lose it?
If you don't receive your certificate ... don't wait until a warrant is issued for your arrest before you contact me. Simply fill out the certificate lost/never received form with the date you took the class, your driver's license number, your mailing address and the nature of your problem (never received certificate, lost certificate, wish they'd make new episodes of "Matlock," etc.). You will receive a confirmation from me saying I received your message. If you don't receive the confirmation ... or you'd just rather talk to a living, breathing human being (most of the time, anyway), call 778-GRIN and leave the information with the receptionist.

You didn't answer all of my questions. Now what?
If you still have questions, drop me an e-mail.

Is this class really funny?
Ask my therapist. Or his therapist.